Day 98: Australia Day
First and foremost I must say, Happy Birthday to Stumps! She is the eldest at now 21yrs and I am still 20yrs :P Secondly, Happy Australia Day... It has some meaning like when we were discovered or something, but mostly it's about fireworks and booze for most people lol. Now to the seriously interesting stuff.
I was tossing and turning all last night. It was not a decent slumber as I awoke in frightful fear, at almost every 20 minute interval. Again and again I saw that image, I saw it trying to enter and I could not sleep and let it happen. I'm almost positively unsure I did not see Verenetti the Toe Snipping Earwig at all last night. But I can not be too certain. One time, it happened many a times but this is one of them, I was in a turning phase when I looked down at my pillow to check it was a cleared coast. But hell no, there she was arms dangling in the air, getting all thin like to just slip right in, right into my ear hole. Can you decipher the nervous tissue? Whether it was dream or not, Verenetti never got to enter my hole and it will never be because it's just plain filthy and I can't hear right with her ginormous pincer-ed ass clogging the canal.
Dropping Pigeons Do The Math.
I was tossing and turning all last night. It was not a decent slumber as I awoke in frightful fear, at almost every 20 minute interval. Again and again I saw that image, I saw it trying to enter and I could not sleep and let it happen. I'm almost positively unsure I did not see Verenetti the Toe Snipping Earwig at all last night. But I can not be too certain. One time, it happened many a times but this is one of them, I was in a turning phase when I looked down at my pillow to check it was a cleared coast. But hell no, there she was arms dangling in the air, getting all thin like to just slip right in, right into my ear hole. Can you decipher the nervous tissue? Whether it was dream or not, Verenetti never got to enter my hole and it will never be because it's just plain filthy and I can't hear right with her ginormous pincer-ed ass clogging the canal.
Dropping Pigeons Do The Math.
posted by A Twig-Like Hermit at 11:29 am
7 Comments:
oh ery much much so, if your int dispicable filth! but it's cool none the lesser demon minions walking the plank. I love that bit you say where it's "the overboard of stupidity and she's/he's already sank to the bottom of the ocean!" It's a riot, I have to share it with all my friends so it can be spread like chinese whispers. You know my class always lost at that game, the ending word was the same as the the original, every time. boring damn it.
Oh Well, I got past those school days, to enter uni days, but yeah, t's over lol
Bye
Luv
Brad
is there really a such thing as australia day?? what specifically do yall celebrate??
There is too! we celebrate Stumpy's birthday, but also the fireworks and stuff. I'm almost positive it's the founding of Australia that we celebrate
nifty. i need to get me one of those.
yes, but it has to be a dropping pidgeon... They are so rare, I don't know if they exist yet...Yes, we'lljust have to wait.
Keep up the good work. thnx!
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Keep up the good work. thnx!
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