Day 97: I'm Not Alone

How likely is it to be, that you awaken in the morning before noon and some THING has vacated a nook, crevice or even a hole in your body? I too thought it was of the most unlikely's, but to my astonishing amazement, it has occurred. I woke up to some rude creature making a terrible banging racket that made my ear hurt. I was alright and to say the least, I got up and went to the loo. Anyway, I strolled into the bathroom, and felt a wiggle. But I'd already been to the toilet, How could I have another so soon? Well as it turned out, I looked in the mirror. My hair was all scraggly and misbegotten all over the place. My eyeballs were puffy and that damned nose was running, for some ignorance, and I saw it there wiggling its way deeper. Verenetti the Toe Snipping Earwig had her tail snip snapping out of my left ear. What was she doing, in...my...EAR?!!! I let out a pretend cry of yelling anger, but I couldn't alert her to my presence. No, I just waited a few seconds of millennia, snatched her tail and ripped her free of my hearing space. Oh she tried to tell me it was an accident, she tried to say I, of all people, rolled over on to her and she was engulfed by my ear.... I stood there for none of that. I was walking to the loo to dunk her in but she snipped my fingers and ran across the floor under the toilet screaming "Curry, oh my god damned curry!!! Help me, Help meeeee I need to munch your CURRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"

A Slashing Doll Keeps The Lie.