Day 95: It Stinks!

It was even more terrible than the norm. Usually they don't speak; I'm sure most don't have them. This one had it hanging out oozing and spraying all over. It was filth I say. To make matters undeniably worsened, it had the despicable nerve to flomp its way over to Lisa and her younger sister Katie. But that’s not all, the story continues.... As soon as it arrived in their proximity, there was speech, mostly unrecognisable. The thing was the SausageMan down at Coles the supermarketing store. How hideously deformed he must have been, but to exist without that knowledge. And it spoke these words to Lisa and the sister looked on; horrified. "I want a girlfriend," Lisa looked sideways at its horrible form. "Can you be my girlfriend?" the SausageMan said. Lisa, so traumatised by it's proximity to her and was shocked into squealing "NoOoOoOooo!" but the SausageMan did not listen. He continued with, "Will you marry me? I love you 'cos you’re pretty." That was it, and Lisa was in an upheave, struggling to pick up the shopping basket she dropped in the dramatic sequences. There Lisa was flailing her arms in the air, screeching for help as she ran from the trauma.... Katie trailing behind as too was the SausageMan. But do not fear. Lisa survived, oh yes we are all so happy, for she sacrificed her little sister to it and it will leave you all alone for ever, the evil sister, not the SausageMan.

Goodnight Boys And Girls, But Hidden Deep Is That Poor Katie In The Meat.