Day 89: Stick In The Middle

Rebecca is having a hissie fit because apparently The Shadow In The Corner irritates and has formed a rash. Her fingers wobble and tickle Rebecca's inner lining. Of course Ash a.k.a The Shadow In The Corner, tried to apologise, but her knobbly bits just delve right in there! Although, Virgil has no complaints and Ash casts evil stares in his direction, for taking advantage of the situation as he switches in and giggles with pleasure as Ash casts around.. Rebecca feels violated by Ash and Ash feels violated by Virgil. Virgil and Rebecca get along ok I guess. And I too, had no idea, but my house has developed intellectual capabilities, complete with it's own personality. Of course that would be fine and dandy; completely towards the norm, but no, my house has to go outside the circle and develop 2 personalities and then has the filthy nerve to complain like a hideous maggot, wriggling out of the dead carcass of some devil rat's eye. And now it's formed a crack, right down the middle. What the hell is happening there, I don't know, but it sure looks dirty to me!

Squeeze The Plate With A Thong.