Day 88: She's Flown The Coup

"And I went to Coles and I was like; No!" Lisa was describing her recent trauma. "It was wearing a filthy, denim miniskirt and it was a kanker! Can you believe that? Just WAIT, it gets worse." Lisa was settling into her chair more comfy like. "It was wearing a tube-top and it was a fat granny! Hello, I mean, Teenie Hoe-Bag wannabe. Seriously, I was like, that’s it, I'm hooning around it because if it bends over...I just can't deal with it. HIIIIDEEEIOUS!"

And so Lisa Hooned around that skanky grandma with all her rolling wrinkles flapping in the frosty air of the freezer section. Terribly scarred at the thought of thinking what could happen if she were to stay in the rear position.
"I saw a glimpse of it and I will never do it again!" (Said in a Russian accent).

Brush Your Teeth You Silly Gate.