Day 103: Get Away From My Skin

The evil red man of soapy soap cleanliness is harassing me again. Why does he want my skin? Always he's there so close, so near to my skin. Well you can't have it. I don't care if it's fricken perfect or not, it's mine, mine, allllll MINE! And to say the least, why is it that you think my skin is perfect? Is it because I've had so few pimples in my life? Is it because I have faded freckles on my snowman complexion? Or is it the filthy blackheads that cover my nose like landmines? Too often is it I get the jealous looks, it isn't that damn great so leave me my skin and get over it please. Thank you, have a nice day :)

A Turning Pipe Will Win.