Day 69: Off With Your Head

I feel so terribly aweful because it happened. But if you think about it, how dare she enter my sacred home like a holy under-minion(Or should I say, horny devil worshipper). Yes, it was like no other way in or out, I was stuck in the middle of no where, right in my living room. How could she have gotten inside? The Shadow In The Corner was shrieking like the deaf midget couple down the street and her arms were casting all over the walls. There it fluttered inside, not 5 feet from me. It was so happy like it needed to poop some corn. Lisa The Lizard Fairy had managed to dig through the hardened cheese I was forced to cover all over every window to prevent such an occurence. But she was more determined than I could not have imagined. But in a matter of 2.3 seconds I was just standing and a wooshing thing flamed past my head; aimed right for Lisa. The Shadow In The Corner had thrown a hot coffee mug full of berry juices towards the unwelcome intruder. Sadley, we must confirm that, yes, Lisa is alive and she is doing just fine. However, there is some good news. She no longer possess a body and I have strung her up to protect my secret stash of marbles in the box under my bed in the first room to your right as you walk in. No one can take my marbles away from me!

Two Scones Are In The Tea.