Day 68: The Nightmare After

Well yesterday was great and fantastic. I was allowed to play board games and I never won. But still it was the fun most times I've had the pleasure of experiencing. But then it came out. All over the place and no one could touch a thing. It was so dirty; I could not believe I could do such a thing and ruin the entire moment. Yes, I sneezed. Like a spider that lunges from the darkened shadows in the corner to bite your face, I did a nose fart. How horrible. I cried for a few hours and still now, feel the trauma as everyone’s face was gawking, jaw-dropped like in completely terrestrial disbelief. How could such an unsaintly thing become so devil worthy? But never to worry your mind, I am now ok and all is good and well as it should be. It was only monopoly millennium edition that was completely filthified by my retched nose emissions. Gradiolies someone calls them. But I assure you I shoot no gradiolies. It was snot 100%... well and a little saliva that exited my facial orifice in that baby 'choo' action you most inevitably are forced to accomplish.

Wicked Flowers And Tortured Mungbeans.