Day 65: Death Would Be Easy

I did have to go pee first, so sorry to keep you waiting. Last night I was in a comatosed traumatic state! I was simply there and then I noticed it was too! How dare such a thing feel free to dance on the walls? But that is when I realised, the bug thingy works. You know, one of those ultrasonic thingy's that plug right in to the electricity bill. God, I was disgusted and appalled at such an atrocious thing. Sure I get the many hordes, but never that many "White Tails." I speak no funny lies or misgivings, no, they can make your flesh rot or eat right away! It's absurdly true! I was frightened for my life because that is torture and we all know that the dieing is the easy part, it's what comes before, that makes it difficult....Yes, the wishing for a donut with extra icing and sprinkles!

Fairy Floss Will Make You Sweet.