Day 64: The Scornful Look

I had to go shopping for some extra gifts today and do you know I had to travel the world over for two damned items. I believe there are gremlins or trolls trying to make it difficult, but that wasn't the drama. Nope, I know you thought it was all mystical like normal times, but today it wasn't the gnomes. If fact it was a filthy, balding, not to mention an old human manRat. Well that beast was not in the Xmas spirit I so loathfully wish never to bath too long in. Yes, it happened like so. I was looking at some things because a particular somebody had decided to disappear - MUM! - and I was patiently waiting while I awaited her damned hellish return. But then, this so called...man filth and his wife came to the same section. Well I looked at'em for why should I be pushed out by freakier people than I? That's what I thought, No Way! So I stood my ground all ready for a battle, but the lame man gave up and ran all pansy like in the other direction. Nope, I haven't reached the good part yet, so shut the hell up and let me finish! Gosh, I can never get a word in all cornerwise. Anyways, it just so happened that my inhuman hearing could penetrate the distance between the next isle, not to mention my height enabled me to tower over the stall and gawk ferociously at their little spat. The man was all like "I can't go down there.." and the woman said "What's wrong with you? Just get down there and pick out some deodorant!" Of course they knew not of my gawk-atiousness and leaf dropping as I submerged my essence within the blocking shelf units. I couldn't hear the man, he did a whisper and it wasn't a nice smelly one at all. She [the wife] slapped the man hard on the face and screamed "Get over it, he's not that weird looking!" And this is where I laughed because he got slapped so hard and he was in pain. Stupid man worrying about me, it's the prosimians you must fear. But she heard me and her head snapped to the sideways view and scornfully looked at me like I was intruding like an interrupting intruder. I felt her evil gaze fly right past my left ear, so I ran screaming through the store, wailing and smacking the store people who wished to steal my skin.

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