Day 35
I found it there, attached to my window. Stuck there like it was suction capped or glued. It was Lisa, The Lizard Fairy. “Go Away” I croaked as I’d only just crawled out of bed, “I want none of your shenanigans around here!” But she did not leave. Instead she began to pulsate for a minute or two; the window sill vibrating like crazy. I was in horrified shock. Was it dying? Was I going to have a dead Lizard fairy on my hands?? Eeewwwwwe. No way! If it dies , I’ll use the tongs while I protect my skin wearing my swimming goggles, shower cap, dish-washing gloves, my lab coat and gumboots wrapped in plastic bags; Of course I would sanitise myself with Glen20 first…maybe the lizard too.
But then she stopped and began to sparkle instead. I was in awe, it was so pretty. She screeched “I’m so horny!” I paused. Then, staring at the “Lisa,” I said “I see no horns…” But before I could finish she yelled “My finger tingles, I wanna touch my honey pot!” That was that, I got out the hell swatter and forcefully slapped the window pane hard. Flimsily she flopped away leaving a disgustingly dirty honey-like dribble of ooze behind.
Galloping Horses Nibble The Branch.
But then she stopped and began to sparkle instead. I was in awe, it was so pretty. She screeched “I’m so horny!” I paused. Then, staring at the “Lisa,” I said “I see no horns…” But before I could finish she yelled “My finger tingles, I wanna touch my honey pot!” That was that, I got out the hell swatter and forcefully slapped the window pane hard. Flimsily she flopped away leaving a disgustingly dirty honey-like dribble of ooze behind.
Galloping Horses Nibble The Branch.
posted by A Twig-Like Hermit at 2:05 pm
3 Comments:
Well thanks, I may just do that. However, on a more important note, I am super saddened by the fact that no one has told me about their happenings with the face walk. Yes, I cannot see you, I have not any such brain powers. I am not a telopanthic nor am I a pandellopath [a telopathic panda silly]. Sob, sob....sniff. I will be grateful if you could tell me about how lame you felt doing the walk because it is really retarded; I know. But thats the point, it did make you laugh a little did it not? Well slap your nose with a magazine, you should expect no more awesomeness's of cool things like that anymore.
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