Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The Twenty Ninth Day

A hole burst its way through the crack in my kitchen floor last night. I was all cosy in bed, rugged up clutching my "Mr Bean Bear" teddy, when all of a sudden I heard it. The extreme scary crazyness of it could come from no one else but a hideously deformed RatChild of a devil monkey. It was a sneeze. Interupting my sleep, how dare they be so rude?! I twirled out of bed to find myself in the hallway saying "God bless you," when it burst into flames, flomp-flinging itself all over the place squealing like a screaming pidgeon. Now I have a burnt sausage-like thing and a big mess to clean up... What a wonderous thing that will be.

Tsunami Is A Beaver.

6 Comments:

Blogger A Twig-Like Hermit said...

The sun will rise times more before I can reveal to you, against the voices wishes, the secrets of the face walk. You may have figured it out already I'm not sure. But none the less, I will help you perfect it!

See you soon :)

12:57 pm  
Blogger A Twig-Like Hermit said...

Why thanks. You are too kind :)

1:03 pm  
Blogger A Twig-Like Hermit said...

Ok I will. I always have time. I'm a hermit with nothing else to do! Have a nice day :)

1:07 pm  
Blogger A Twig-Like Hermit said...

In case you didn't realise, I had an adventurously psychadelic night of frightful dillemas. Yes first Lisa the Lizard Fairy, then my kitchen crack became a crack-hole with the emergence of some sausage like thing. Dramas affect the lining of the fabric of space in which I dwell. Oh, I hope I sleep well tonight.

2:37 pm  
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