The Twenty Fourth Day
I totally forgot to share some of my most prized, my most valuable of all my knowledgeable informative gunk. You are gonna thank me so much. Ok here it goes:
"You will always know when an alien is nearby. Your head will start to tilt towards them as they try to abduct you and your hideous brain. Oh yes, it's the truth. But that’s not all. They also, sometimes, will suck your face with their paws in a dirty orgasmic frenzy as they fantasise their sickeningly slurping up of your brain juices."
PS: You can't kill aliens, believe me I tried. All I will say is I tried to show the world Alien Girl was an alien, but she beamed me into a filthy psych ward of numbness. Anyways, your only hope is to grab some ugly (not cute but ugly) worm child...baby...thing and fling it into the air.
Flying Babies Pain Alien Eyes
"You will always know when an alien is nearby. Your head will start to tilt towards them as they try to abduct you and your hideous brain. Oh yes, it's the truth. But that’s not all. They also, sometimes, will suck your face with their paws in a dirty orgasmic frenzy as they fantasise their sickeningly slurping up of your brain juices."
PS: You can't kill aliens, believe me I tried. All I will say is I tried to show the world Alien Girl was an alien, but she beamed me into a filthy psych ward of numbness. Anyways, your only hope is to grab some ugly (not cute but ugly) worm child...baby...thing and fling it into the air.
Flying Babies Pain Alien Eyes
posted by A Twig-Like Hermit at 1:46 pm
7 Comments:
Thus it shall be the ninth day before all will be revealed. You shall not know the glory of the ancient face walk until you are ready. So grate your skin to increase you toughness and thus hopefully increasing your resilience to the awful awesomeness that is the sentences of DOOM, DOOM, DOOM! AHAHAHAHAHA. Ok I'm done.
Sign my Xena Petition damn it. Pleeeeeeaaaase, I beg of you. If you only sign it to show support for my site then thats ok, I will still like you. But I need signatures, I'm a hermit and without quality television, I'll go crazy or mad even. Though I think i'm seeing some small signs of it already happening. I walked outside today unknowingly unaware that I was walking outside! Ahhhhhh! Thanks :)
have you ever beheld the wonder that is "mystery science theater 3000"??
I don't know what that is sorry. I'm so inknowing about it I have simply no reaction whether it be filthy or not I can not tell. You must tell me more :)
a man is sent into orbit with the company of only 2 robots followed by a mad scientist who, in his(and then her) plan for world domination, wants to see how long it will take a man to go crazy by forcing him to watch the worst movies ever made. i LOVE this teevee show.
It sounds cool. But i've never seen it or heard of it down here in Oz. I still love Ivader Zim, it's the most awesome squawksome show ever...then xena :)
PS: "SQUAWK"-some is something so awesome its something to squawk like a bird about in the earliest of mornings like you've just found a hideous worm for breakfast or something. Oh so proud you must feel; for catching a germ infested worm, yay for you lol.
Greets to the webmaster of this wonderful site! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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