The Twenty Third Day
The toilet gives evil grrrrs. Rumbly rumble it goes. I don't know what's wrong with it? I feed it every day.
Homemade snickers and lemonade I say! I tried them once and they aren't that bad. Not bad for evil incarnate with filthy paws that suck your face, that is!
All's you do is, well there's two ways. The first, you can buy a mars bar and pretend, all sneaky like, that it's a snickers. Or you can pack some fudgey mud into a bar and wrap it up in tin foil. The loo won't know the difference and it beats feeling the loo lick your bum when I'm trying to poop! Disgustingly unsanitary...I need a new toilet, or maybe a new bum.
The Paper Gives Evil Stares.
Homemade snickers and lemonade I say! I tried them once and they aren't that bad. Not bad for evil incarnate with filthy paws that suck your face, that is!
All's you do is, well there's two ways. The first, you can buy a mars bar and pretend, all sneaky like, that it's a snickers. Or you can pack some fudgey mud into a bar and wrap it up in tin foil. The loo won't know the difference and it beats feeling the loo lick your bum when I'm trying to poop! Disgustingly unsanitary...I need a new toilet, or maybe a new bum.
The Paper Gives Evil Stares.
posted by A Twig-Like Hermit at 1:07 pm
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I tried to make it sneaky, but the post went wrong and I lost it, sniff, boohoo (I'd be balling my eyes right out of their sockets; luckily they went for a stroll down to the park - I can't have them seeing me like this), sniff.
10 whole days of lavishing torture rapping your brain to figure out the all important sentences of doom, doom, DOOM! And of course you want the face-walk too I imagine :)
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