The 33rd Day (Face Walk Time!)

My all time longest most awesomely wicked sentences of doom I can not share. Nope, they will literally rip your eyeballs out and invert them before your brain expands to an eventual explosion. You don't want that, it's painful. But I will, like I promised, share the secrete of Facial Bipedalism and you will become masters of this awesome walk I shall teach you. Maybe I'll give you a snipet of the doom sentences, enough that will satisfy you and not do too much harm... I'll see what I can do. But for now: The Face Walk

1. Place your face against a desk or wall (floors and ceilings do just fine if you must) And just have your nose and your chin touching.
2. Tilt your head up so your nose is not touching the filthy surfaces anymore.
3. Open your mouth (Keep you chin in it's spot so you may need to drag your carcas a little)
4. PLace your nose back on the germ infested surface (Yes, with your mouth still open).
5. Lift your chin part up.
6. Close your mouth and place your chin back on the ground.
7. Repeat to make additional face steps.

Wow, it feels so good! You can go practice it now and come back later. If you want, you can figure out how to walk backwards and sidewards and all around if you want... Go on, I know you wanna.

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