Day 77: Strange Things Are Happening
You could not believe that which I had to face at the door yesterday. It was nothing you could imagine with a triangle shape head. The hair, the HAIR!!!!! It was the most crazy thing never occurring in the time between the night and day. For you see, it was a snifferer; they sniff the sniffs you sniff. Tremble as I speak the words, but you must be misinformed. She was sqwarking so loud I couldn't see. And then it was there; I have no fly screen. Sniffing my ear holes and the crevices in-between. Those hilltops and ditches and the oh-so-short spiral that never really is. I screamed so loud, but not like my roar.
"GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY HAIR!"
I was so highly pitched, I swear I was flying towards the sky. She shattered on the step, right into little tiny pieces. And I say it right when I say "Goodnight." The end.
The Turkey Has Taken Flight.
"GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY HAIR!"
I was so highly pitched, I swear I was flying towards the sky. She shattered on the step, right into little tiny pieces. And I say it right when I say "Goodnight." The end.
The Turkey Has Taken Flight.
posted by A Twig-Like Hermit at 2:16 am
3 Comments:
Oh My Unknowing God of which I do not have. I have completed 3 whole months of writting my blog and, I am just so unimpressed. Have I really entertained you at all. I should think not because this is serious stuff, but I like to laugh and giggle at it all too :)
I am beginning the Fourth month. The Fourth leg of the journey of which I know no plot or endings. Can it be true. It has to be, Blogger would not lie to me.
It already seems so long. How can others go on for years? And why do I only have 350+ people and Jane Q Doe has over 2000+? Do you lie Jane, did you sneak a few pretend peeks into the making of your counter? It is ok, but I snuck not even one. 2000 does sound better though; to be hell honest with you.
Until Tomorrow we will speak again and share such facinating stories and tales of my misgivings and snapped in half pencils. Those poor pencils.
ah ha, you distrust me already?? shame on you. no, i really have had that many hits, but i've been doing it for well over a year.
Your are Excellent. And so is your site! Keep up the good work. Bookmarked.
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