Day 268: Filth That Lies

"You broke it with your eyes!" That is what I spoke to Lisa The Lizard as she dragged her Barbie doll carcass into view. I saw her all ragged and torn and i said all meaningful like, "Say no to the loops with lines, Sugar will only cause pins and thimbles." And she screeched like a morning flower that blooms in the evening for no other way could she have said it. Her leg had snapped off in her unconscious endeavour to fly like a foxy moron through the germ filled air of filth towards what can only be described as something horrible. She was attempting to trip near the trailer for the weekend, but instead she found tears of despicable courage and torment. Dam. Now I have to buy another Barbie...at least I can finally utilise the internet in such a worthy manor and save my reputable self from ridicule at the counter. "And what have you come as today?" the cashier would say.

Flip The Loops On The Pencilled Lines.