SKIP THIS IF YOUR FRAGILE........................ Day 122: A Little R Rating

Both Lisa and I did think it hilarious to believe that no such thing has existed, not that we really researched. But hell no; too darn slow again we are, just waltzing along. We should have jumped on that god wagon sooner, for a marvellous product we did think we had invented. Jesus, it seems, has been a little naughty, even before I came along. Yes, it's true. Well alright, cover your eyes children, it's a Jesus Dildo. You know, for all those lonely nights those lonely people can really feel Jesus's love. It turns out God, The Virgin Mary, Mother Terasa etc are in on the naughtiness at www.divine-interventions.com. They beat us to the snatch.

"Goodmorning Starshine, The Earth Says Hello."
- Willy Wonka 2005