Day 115: I Burst Out And I Was Scary

Yes, I found it! A hole in the roof, if you must know. There it was all that time, just starring down at me, all sneaky like. Snickering as it hid its filthy presence from me. So I went right up into that hole. Luckily my twig-like form was able to squeeze through with ease because I was interrupted. Halfway in and there I was and so was it. Can you believe the nerve? All grudge like, it groaned a frantic moan and crawled so unearthly right at me, like it was a privileged devil minion. I whacked her in the face with my then removed sock and I sternly spoke these words, "Skank! Entering my dark places is not acceptable." And as I flomped back down into the cupboard of treacherous doom I said under my breath, "How dare she drag her carcass near my skin!"

Lurp, Lurp Went The Owl.