Yo Ho Ho and finger porn is gone
You’re too slow; now where's that rum???




In any kinda floodle of an afflicted sign, you were too slow or too unsmart to get it. Alas, my sweet, sweet creation of hilarious laughter has begotten your malevolent eyes of scorching doom as they gazed away at thenormal boring sun rays, seeping into the infinite darkness to reach those useless retina's you have. Could you not have tempted yourself to fool around? It is a dirty, dirty shame that burning bush of seduction and desire were not quenched by my lucrative inspiring essence of filthy G-Rated porn. The only nudity was that of a finger or two and your minds were to guttered to perceive it's glorious perfection of humour versus the insane mind of two freaks gone far down the path of unrighteousness; to comically violate and amuse of course :P