Still Day 141: My Last Words...

They've come to collect me. Those filthy beasts think I will help them. Ashley tried flashing her nearly there cleavage, but to no avail. We boarded up the house. Ashley and Lisa are holding them back. Kitty is there too. But to the unastonishing amasment of a tree, they are winning. They say I get a jacket and a room all to me. But not Lisa or Ashley. Oh no, They're breaking in. How dare they not wipe their troll like feet. I will be fine my minions. UnTil NeXt, but first I must go smack them with a stick!

The Twig.