I Saw It There (You'll See)

I was walking past the front door at 1pm this afternoon. Minding my own bee's poop I thought I could stand the sight of daylight; just for a second. But to my amusement, RatGirl was there. It freaked the neighbours and the olives spat their pips! You know not of the filth until it stands nearby and flings one droll’ep of gout on to you... You will regret the day you didn't run so hard and fast until your legs snapped off, not giving up and dragging your carcass; digging your retched fingertips into the cold hard earth until all that was left were stumps, or you were forcebly stuffed in a corner by a teddy you once loved.... Then you will know never to have RatGirl in your sight again.

Why Lie To The Squirrel?